Nut Suite. Mini reviews of albums old and new. Minimum words. No fuss. No spoilers [?]. Occasional smugs.

Friday, March 1, 2013

THE ASS-MOP DOCS / The Scent Of Your Faps [1992]

Of the three albums slop-punker, The Ass-Mop Docs released in 1992, The Scent Of Your Faps is probably the sexiest.
Covering lyrical subjects such as pubic hair grooming, mixing your fecal matter with your cat's and having sex with dead turkeys, the one-man act manages to disgust yet seduce when he's standing down wind.  It's not the masterpiece that 1989's Your Face In My Soiled Undies was but it tries pretty damned hard (emphasize on the "hard").  Sit back, have a fap and enjoy it for what it's worth because I'm pretty damned sure no one else is reading this blog.  

3 empty tissue boxes out of 5

3 comments:

Dr Faustus said...

Jebus wept!
I think I bust a rib laughing.
I can barley type atm.
Album of the year.
I'm going to get my copy off the shelf and rub it in a circular motion over my nipples.

cuckoo77 said...

It was a late night one too many wobbly pops sort of thing.

I'll delete it in a day or two. XD

Neg said...

A month early?