Sunday, December 1, 2024
GODFLESH / Purge (2023)
Friday, January 19, 2024
GREEN DAY / Saviors
I feel like this was a bit of a trap. I was behind The American Dream is Killing Me. Why would I not be? Look Ma, No Brains!, wasn’t too special, until I found the idea of Billie asking Tré if he wanted some free tacos hilarious. Dilemma without question spoke to me and my ongoing mental issues, in that magical way only Green Day can, as if it was written specifically for me. Even if I found Billie blowing his voice out needlessly, well, needless. Then, One Eyed Bastard. I’m a one-eyed bastard! A pink and black video! Featuring an updated take on a sticker design that has been residing on the side of my media shelf for decades! I felt loved, and it was very surreal. I wondered to a friend if I was actually awake.
In terms of the rest of the tracks…there’s not much being said. What is, is ground that has already been covered, in much more compelling ways. Basket Case and King For A Day made me incredibly comfortable in stepping into my sexuality, all those years ago. For those stuck with Bobby Sox, my sincere condolences. It’s the most grating song they’ve ever made. The closing number smacks of word salad, which they will probably tell you was intentional. Please see my Mania review, for an incredibly apropos rebuttal.
I suppose what hurts the most is that there are lyrics herein that when placed beside those of quite possibly my favorite song ever, contradict them at best, and seem to indicate that Billie is saying it’s time to throw in the towel, at worst.
I’ve definitely tried, incredibly hard, to stop giving a shit, in the face of the world, as it currently sits. Because why not? Fuck it all, right?
No…I still give a shit. Deep down, at core. Even if it’s just for my own sake. My own morality. My own sanity.
It’s not too late; we’re still not underground.
Frankly, there’s a pervasive melancholy, and a repeated conceptual refrain of sitting back and letting our rapidly deteriorating world pull the trigger for us. What happened to not going gently into that good night? Doing whatever the fuck we want, for as long as we can? It’s incredibly ironic to me that it isn’t just Anthony Fantano who dislikes Father of All Motherfuckers. The title track, and the album as a whole, embodies a life-affirming, violent nihilism—the exact flavor I can get behind. Meet Me on the Roof even goads someone into putting their money where their mouth is, specifically so they’ll realize they aren’t ready to pack it in. I don’t think it’s any surprise at all that its closer, Graffitia, smacks so incredibly hard of Silent Hill.
Keep staring into the abyss; keep marching forward to find your truth.
Maybe this was a test, instead of a trap...
I Hope You Feel Better Soon, Billie. Until Then, I'll Keep All Your Previous Teachings Alive out of 5.
Thursday, November 16, 2023
WEEZER / Maladroit (2002)
It’s about time I made some decisions, repercussions be damned.
Maladroit is better than Pinkerton.
There’s a fistful of ridiculously great Weezer albums, but Maladroit is the only one that’s an INESCAPABLE STEAMROLLING WALL OF 100% FULL POWER. Lyrically and sonically, in equal measure. Those guitars, JEEBUS! They are not fucking around; not for a single nanosecond. Rivers isn’t pulling any punches, and he isn’t taking any more of your shit. When emotional fragility hardens to bulletproof self-respect, be afraid.
Be very afraid.
Songs of Note: Slob; Love Explosion
5 Reasons Fighting is Weak to Fairy out of 5
Thursday, November 2, 2023
WEEZER / Weezer (Red; 2008)
HOWEVER, this slightly unfortunate turn of events doesn’t mean that the regular release isn’t worthwhile in its own right. It’s a bit ramshackle and raucous in places, but that’s honestly the (intermittent) charm of latter-day Weezer, in a nutshell. The rest is both brilliantly emotional and audacious, acting as the origins of Rivers having the balls to get away with things that would easily see lesser mortals trampled under society’s pitchforks and torches.
There’s a song for Patrick, Scott, and Brian, each, with Brian’s being especially pleasing to my ear, perfectly emulating Fastball, as it does. I would love to live in a world where the four of them traded vocals, consistently.
This world ain’t so bad, though~
Just (legally) download and burn Miss Sweeney, Pig, The Spider, and King, since the Deluxe version is a bit pricey and slightly troublesome to come by.
Songs of Note: The Greatest Man That Ever Lived (Variations on a Shaker Hymn); The Spider
Vanilla: 3 Rightfully Resplendent Renegades out of 5
Deluxe Edition: 4 Ruinously Raw and Regretful Tales of Love and Death out of 5
Saturday, September 2, 2023
FALL OUT BOY / Mania (2018)
I wouldn’t hold your breath on me suddenly warming to this one. I’ll gladly open with admitting that there are definitely a few exquisite verses buried herein. Sadly, that’s simply not enough. There’s a generally abrasive air that permeates, and while I do appreciate some albums for that, they simply do not tread as far into chaos as some of the songs here do—as far away from those artists’ general vision/identity. Two songs of which Patrick is particularly proud are inexcusably repetitive. I loathe them. Another is ANNOYING. AS. FUCK. No need for flowery verbiage; it’s goddamn painful.
The ironic thing is that this approach IS fitting for the central theme of the piece.
I have to share a verse that 100% describes my relationship with Sentai:
I know I should walk away, know I should walk away.
But, I just want to let you break my brain.
And, I can’t seem to get a grip,
no, no matter how I try to live with it.
It’s not delivered well, at all, but it’s haunting in its accuracy to my experiences.
The moral here is:
Merit being present in how something is done isn’t enough.
Liking something isn’t enough.
There both has to be merit, and I have to like it.
That’s the heartbreaking truth.
½ Doesn't Do Anyone Any Good out of 5
Monday, August 21, 2023
FALL OUT BOY / So Much (For) Stardust (2023)
"Give up what you love, Give up what you love, before it does you in."
The simple truth is that when this album was released, I wasn’t in a place to be willing, or able, to hear what it was trying to say.
I was wrong.
No worries; I’m infinitely and intimately used to that, at this point.
The boys are vying impossibly hard to be Costello’s preeminent students, and succeeding with flying colors, folding unsavory and disastrous topics into diabetically-sweet confections in ways that honestly, handily lap the master in his hey-day. You shouldn’t be able to write one of catchiest songs ever, about a pandemic, but they damn-well fucking did.
I said that there wasn’t much in the way of connections between the first two songs and the rest; in truth, the lyrics wrap around on themselves in dizzying ways akin to the time loop that births the Song of Storms. To the point where I frankly believe the emotional conclusion arrives at a point other than the final song in the tracklist.
Songs of Note: Fake Out; The Kintsugi Kid (Ten Years)
5 Engine Revving Resolutions out of 5
I'm going to talk about their update of We Didn't Start the Fire, real quick, since they stuck it in the playlist for ...Stardust. Seeing people freak out during its live debut, instead of feeling existential dread, as intended? Endemic of part of FOB's fanbase. Please stop swooning over them; ACTUALLY listen to the lyrics. Of all of their songs.
I am obviously ecstatic that they mention The Black Parade, but it took me a bit to remember that Green Day's iconic set took place at Woodstock '94, not Woodstock '99. There was one in '99?!?! I thought they had paid tribute to two of the all-time greatest, but apparently it was just the one.
From all of the history of gaming, they chose Metroid? Should have ended a verse with something like, "Final Fantasy VI, wasn't really III."
Without a doubt, though, it needed to be:
"Keanu Reeves is Neo, man."
Tuesday, May 12, 2020
GREEN DAY / Father of All Motherfuckers (2020)
I.e., give it the proper reverence befitting a Green Day album. And, don’t you dare come bitching to me that they ape multiple Clash songs, simultaneously. No one gets to complain when Rancid made an entire career out of such (ooooooh) shenanigans.
Songs of Note: I Was A Teenage Teenager; Graffitia
ALL the Silent Hill References out of 5
Saturday, January 27, 2018
GODFLESH / Post Self (2017)
In addition, the eloquence of Jesu, one of Justin K Broadrick's other musical vehicles, creeps in occasionally, functioning as a textured boon to the heaviness of pulsating bass, trenchant guitars and distinctive machine percussion.
Songs of Note: Post Self; The Cyclic End
4 universal slums out of 5
Tuesday, December 19, 2017
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE / Living With Ghosts (2016)
These rough mixes and live demos very blatantly contain the DNA of numerous songs on Parade and Conventional Weapons. That’s appropriate, as they were recorded during the sessions that birthed both of those albums. They’re all very sloppy, but that is admittedly part of their charm. I have to wonder if Gerard was intoxicated during some of these takes. It’s definitely possible. The best track isolates the most satisfying part of Welcome to the Black Parade; it’s as if they chose to crawl inside an orgasm and have a dance party there for four minutes. It consistently defies the lyrical expectations you’ve unknowingly held for over ten years and I adore every second of it.
I’d say if you’re only a Revenge and Parade kind of person, this is an easy pass. If you own and love everything...fire at will.
Songs of Note: The Five of Us Are Dying [Rough Mix]; Not That Kind of Girl [Live Demo]
2 (Really Not So) Sad Motherfuckers out of 5
Tuesday, December 5, 2017
TOM PETTY / Full Moon Fever (1989)
It's a little too polished for my tastes these days, but once upon a time I adored it, granting it semi-permanent residence in my CD player for days at a time. Sadly, I never had it on vinyl; I suspect it would've sounded better on the format.
Songs of Note: Runnin' Down a Dream; The Apartment Song
Saturday, December 2, 2017
SINÉAD O'CONNOR / The Lion and the Cobra (1987)
Songs of Note: Jackie; Troy
5 ghostly tears out of 5
Thursday, November 30, 2017
JACKSON C. FRANK / Jackson C. Frank (1965)
His talent is undeniable and every bit the equal of his more well-known folk music peers. His tragic life story (schizophrenia and depression, homeless and destitute, dead at 56 of pneumonia) adds a tearful footnote to the prodigious emotional current that characterises his works. Listening to the soft melancholy that he coaxes from his guitar strings breaks my heart every time, and also, somehow, consoles an unseen part of me that remembers what it was like to be lost.
Songs of Note: My Name is Carnival; Just Like Anything
5 tender skies out of 5
Wednesday, November 22, 2017
KATATONIA / The Fall of Hearts (2016)
I genuinely like the soft, pastoral moments, but the bulk of the album sometimes feels like it adheres to the established template a little too much. And yet, there are elements within the shifting structures that are wholly unexpected, that exist to break the rules. It's an odd feeling being stirred but still left wanting; it's like eating a heart-shaped cake that sates your taste buds but not your appetite.
Sunday, November 19, 2017
GREEN DAY / Greatest Hits: God's Favorite Band (2017)
This might be the first time god and I have something in common.
Thursday, October 26, 2017
JEFF WAYNE / Jeff Wayne's Musical Version of The War of the Worlds (1978)
Richard Burton narrates the story, based on H. G. Wells' famous 1898 novel, the actor's euphonious baritones perfectly suited to the work. Completing the magic, a string and prog rock accompaniment create a sweeping aura that carries the listener on a stirring, emotional journey. The changes in tone and dramatic intensity move it seamlessly from ominous to propitious, from elation to woe, all the while able to satisfy people in search of storytelling just as much as people in search of music. It's a work of art that's rich in imagery, content and style.
Songs of Note: Forever Autumn; Thunder Child
5 plans against us out of 5