ALICE COOPER / Zipper Catches Skin (1982)

I'd walk almost any distance, with no shoes, even over glass, to see Alice in concert, but I wouldn't walk across the street in my comfy slippers to see him if he was to just play ZCS in its entirety. Alice claims to have no memory of recording it, suffering from an alcoholism haze at the time. It's not entirely awful. His vocals are okay, but the music is lazy, uninspired, the production is flat and the melodies utterly forgettable. Despite all that, it's still better than Trash (1989).~

Songs of least fail: Tag, You're It; I'm Alive

1 dead pet back from the dead saving your life out of 5