ALICE COOPER / Hey Stoopid (1991)

The phrase 'big gay stadium rock' applies to Hey Stoopid. Female Alice fans loved it. So did guys with perms. The rock star pomp is broken up with the occasional big gay ballad. I don't why but I kinda like Alice's big gay ballads.
The highlight of the album is the final song, which feels out of place alongside the rest. It has some Alice madness lurking under its plastic skin.
But nothing I can say will ever make the album art any less eye-bleeding.

Song of Note: Wind-Up Toy

2½ stalkers on the roof watching you out of 5